Barbie and the Se"Ken"ed Sex

"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." -Greta Gerwig

It’s no longer rare for indie directors to cash in on their acclaim by making toy commercials for big studios. Taika Waititi of What We Do in the Shadows and Chloé Zhao of Nomadland each directed Marvel movies, and rumor has it that Barry Jenkins has signed on to the Star Wars: Greedo movie. Warner probably chose Greta Gerwig for the Barbie movie becaus…